Teams

The teams are playing 4-4-2
formation – if they can all agree on what a number is.

Sociologist Laurie Taylor is rumoured to be bringing the brass section.

Philosopher Nigel Warburton is Ref.

Terry (Marx) Jones is on the bench – along with Broadcaster, Journalist and UEFA Rules Trivia Geek, John Humphrys.

Watch this space for team news and any “surprise” inclusions as well as details of the Subs.

To find out more about our teams, please visit Supporters.

Germans

Philosopher Simon Glendenning voted Most Creative Goal Celebrator 2008-09 season is in goal for Nietzsche Albion, Philosopher Julian Baggini in the back as Nutter Tackler with a strong mid-field duo of Philosopher and Journalist Mark Vernon and Comedian Arthur ‘Schopenhauer’ Smith big fan of the Flat Back Four up front. Philosopher AC Grayling is Manager reported to be banned from the touchline for barracking the fourth official for crass determinism.

Greeks

For the Socrates Wanderers, we have Comedian Mark Steel Academy Discovery in goal. Tony Hawks is a front runner and Ariane Sharine is sweeper. Ariane Sharine is very much in form while Tony Hawks has been quoted as determined to hack old foe Epicurus off the park. Former Watford, Aston Villa and England Gaffer Graham Taylor is Manager.